Sinister Alice

Sinister Alice in the morning
Sinister Alice had some breakfast
Sinister Alice lied to her mother
Sinister Alice, crawling in a dark hole

Sinister Alice cared not for her worrying parents
Sinister Alice, with stars in her eyes
Sinister Alice marveled at the snow falling
Sinister Alice, under a cedar tree
Sinister Alice drank some white wine
Sinister Alice bought some souvenirs
Sinister Alice drank some mulled wine
Sinister Alice could not fit through the door
Sinister Alice fell down to her knees

Sinister Alice made some new friends
Sinister Alice payed her dues
Sinister Alice learnt to use new words
Sinister Alice bought a new coat
Sinister Alice figured herself some genius
Sinister Alice laughed with her girlfriends
Sinister Alice played with some big words
Sinister Alice against the card deck
Sinister Alice discoursed them to shame

Sinister Alice got the Queen angry
Sinister Alice fled the mad army
Sinister Alice figured herself so clever
Sinister Alice, calling them names
Sinister Alice, for the second time
Sinister Alice fell down to her knees

“Sinister Alice!” frowned the Caterpillar
“Sinister Alice!” delighted the Cheshire Cat
“Sinister Alice!” screamed the Mad Hatter
“Sinister Alice, come hide here with us!”
“Sinister Alice, it’s a tea party!”

Sinister Alice smoked out of his hookah
Sinister Alice cracked open a window
Sinister Alice almost got her sea legs
Sinister Alice, yet for the third time
Sinister Alice fell down to her knees

“Sinister Alice!” called the guards, running
Sinister Alice drank her tea quickly
Sinister Alice wanted no party
Sinister Alice took all the presents
Sinister Alice waited no more for the rabbit

Sinister Alice through the glass darkly
Sinister Alice was held captive

Sinister Alice, mean and sullen
Sinister Alice, petulant, a suck-up
Sinister Alice with her hands and feet tied
Sinister Alice, tied to a chair

“Sinister Alice, is that really you?”
Sinister Alice looked at the speaker
Sinister Alice, unbelieving   
Sinister Alice thanked her lucky stars
“Sinister Alice, quickly, if we want to leave!”

“But Mickey, I’m all tied up!
But Mickey, where did you come from?
But Mickey, they will come for you, too!
But Mickey, will you not loosen these strings?
Oh Mickey, through the mirror in the wall, did you say?”

Was there a way out for Sinister Alice?
Would Mickey Mouse help poor Sinister Alice?
Who was really Sinister Alice?
Did they break both Mickey, and Sinister Alice?


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